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PostSubject: Let's Be Real Ep.4   Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:51 am

Intro Song

Welcome to 'Let's Be Real' I'm your host The Don, make some noise!


Today, imma mix it up a bit today cuz, you know I gotta keep you guys interested. As interesting it is talking about noobs and children's card games today will still have its natural amount of ranting. That sound good?


Today we'll be talking about current events, i.e. celebrity dramas. Now all of you know I am not a big fan of celebrity drama, but I found some that are actually worth ranting about. So without further ado, viewer digression is advised. Let's Be Real!


Michael Jackson, beloved till the day he died and still is adored by millions. The King of Pop raised roofs and hell on earth, selling out stadiums, birthday parties, live events and all. But now that he's gone, rest in peace Michael, supposedly people think that people can take his abilities as if he were and XYZ monster that had its effects taken away by Heraldry Crest.

[small giggles]

Wow that was a horrible comparison.


Anyway what I'm trying to get at is, the movie industry has decided to make a movie about Michael Jackson and are finding actors to play him. That's pretty fucking ignorant. No seriously, they already made the goddamn documentary movie about him, why the hell would you cross the line by making a movie and having some wannabe play him. In baseball terms, that fucking strike one. Let the dead fucking rest, you disrespectful motherfuckers.


And what pisses me off even more is that the most popular votes to choose an actor for Michael has fallen under two "used to be" big stars. Bruno Mars and Chris Brown. What the motherfucking donkey shit. Ray J would have better chances playing Michael, but nooooo, the had to choose the most cock headed, ego sensation mother fuckers from back in the day. Fucking Christ people, let me explain to you why this fucks with my emotions.

Bruno Mars, he'd catch a Grenade for ya, he probably catching other things too with his happy curl looking ass. Didn't this fool cosplay as Elvis Prestly during his performance of Runaway Baby a couple years ago?

[hysterical laughter/applause]

Milk chocolate lookin' motherfucker. Then there's Chris Brown. Not much to say about him, but I'm pretty sure that Michael Jackson doesn't say hello with his fist.

Man he was ready to fight all his gay fans, ain't that a -chuckle- bitch.


I'm pretty sure Rhianna has her opinion to this too and she's here in the audience. Oh yea, that's right he punched he, too fucking punk bitch. He punched Rhianna cuz before he realized he don't like pussy no more.

[hysterical laughter/applause/cheering/clapping]

Lemme stop with them.-laughs- Before I get my ass in trouble, shit. Well, in other news Robin Williams committed suicide a couple days ago. Ain't that a bitch man, loved his movies man. Jumanji, Dead Poets Society, August Rush, shit. Why do all the good people have to die. Shit that night I found out I was watching Monday Night Raw watching Hulk Hogan's birthday celebration. Now if the Hulkster dies then everybody would be fucking done.


Now I'm not gonna talk about the dead cuz they need to rest. So to close the show, I'll give you a list of people who SHOULD have killed themselves instead of Robin. The bastard who made a Justin Bieber documentary movie. Kim Kardashian for having that fake booty. Shadyvox for quitting YGXTAS. Rift Raft for not speaking clearly for people to understand his name. The moron who decide to make another Star Wars movie, the franchise is over you dick.


Daniel Tosh for trying too hard to be funny. That dick head who changed the voice of Ash Ketchum from Pokémon.


The Roadrunner who won't give the coyote some satisfaction for his work. The douchebags who made parodies of The Hunger Games. Hey assholes, we have Meet The Spartans, Vampires Suck, and a Scary Movie franchise, why the fuck do we need Hunger Games remakes. Isn't it enough that we have the books. Beyoncé for lip syncing at the inauguration. Music whore. And let's not forget that bitch who fucked up my pizza on my birthday last year.

That's the show I'll see y'all next week!
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PostSubject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.4   Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:00 pm

Dat laughter and applause tho lol

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