AYYY I'm new here

What's up fellow reds, I'm new here. cx

*ab sneaks into the Red dorm* Yo! I felt you may be lonely, so I snuck out of Yellow. I brought all sorts of fun snacks and I felt the few other reds were being unsocialable ( )
Anyways, I think we have about 5 min before that mean and cruel Jesse Anderson makes his rounds so lets eats like pigs and have fun! (Not to be confused with slaughtered like pigs >_> )

*Comes in* Nice room. Don't mind me, think that I'm not here. *Sleeps on quil's bed*   

YO WHAT UP BITCHS I HERD DARE WAS A PARTEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cyndaquil uses EMBER on Siegwar

No screaming! D: Jess emight hear you!... *ab tosses a baseball at the poor lil' pokemon* No using EMBER on guest either D:

*wakes up while still burning* Man it's hot in here. Where's the air conditioner? *Switches on AC* That's better. *Went back to sleep*

*walks by, hears a fire, and freaks out*

*hides under the bed* I hear someone freaking out.

It was nice eating and chatting with you! Peace! *ab jumps out of the 2nd floor window*

SHIT I'm NEVER GOING BACK *shoots Jesse in da FACE
Help me out main!!!! Gotta hide the body

Alright, you grab the legs I'll grab the arms *grabs Jesse's arms*

HEY!!!!!! WHAT THE F**KS GOING ON HERE!!!!
IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
SHUT THE F**K UP

Shh, we're hiding a body.

*Wakes up and saw Cynda and Beast holding Jeese* Aw guys, don't have threesome in front of me. *Leaves*

*ab lands after falling down the building* I'm going to back to Yellow I guess… *starts to walk away but hears screams from the room he was in* Hmm… yea screw it. *keeps walking*

NO *shoots ab in the knee cap "WERE ALL INVOLED NOW, SHOOT" *he droped the body to shoot ab now cydaquill is pissed "SORRY"

*ab has implants in his knees. The bullet did little more then pierce the top of the skin before harmlessly bouncing off* DA FUQ?!?!?! D: *ab runs into the forest next to the dorm*

OK EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP, WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT A PLAN!

TRUE BUT FIRST LETS GO GET AB'S STUPID ASS -_-

I say you all join the Dark Carnival as my trusted workers ^_^

I say "naaaaaaah"

*slowly arches his back and opens eyes* uuugh what happened?

*ab while running thinks of that horror movie he watched last night* Uhhhg... Why am I thinking of that now...? *keeps running*

;.Bends backwards and stares upside-down at Jesse, face-to-face.; Are you trying to steal my backwards arch boy?