Story time!

Ok, I feel weird posting a second topic in one day, but here it is. Make up the funniest shit you can and post it here. They have to be stories and I don't think many people care if it makes sense so long as it's funny. I came up with this on DN while having some fun in the watchers chat.     Here are my stories. https://i.imgur.com/KCYAc6a.png https://i.imgur.com/xh3vMdW.png
https://i.imgur.com/pwS8n09.png  https://i.imgur.com/GaLzaZK.png  
Have fun!  

There once was a poor boy at the age of 10. On his birthday he found a dollar bill. He went to McDonald s for some fries and won 10 dollars! He was so excited he went to the store to get Popsicles where he won 3rd place top prize and got $1000! He had the money to buy him and his family clothes. He got so many rewards from these clothes that he earned $100,000! He was so excited over his luck the next day he saw a million dollar reward from the gum company. He bought all the gum on the west coast. To his shock, he wasted all that money on gum with no rewards! He was so mad he ate all the gum. The next day he was found dead from having a choke from too much gum. The end.

lmao Best... story... EVER! (ok, it's still second to mine, but good enough )

no bro, we all know mine is legit

Mine is to. Also... I posted TWO stories! I win.

Sorry bout that. Accidentally posted the same thing 2 times. Now there are 2 FULL stories. XD

Another story! https://i.imgur.com/4ROy0Ab.png

I wonder how often people check their watcher chat while you are there and freak out.

Not often enough.

Dude, stories suck

No they don't! Besides, you have no right to diss my awesome stories.

but... story time is the second best time of the day... next to nap time...

Yes. Nothing is second to nap time.

you mean nap time is second to nothing right?

Yes. Don't I have a way wit words?   

Its beautiful... you should make a play and send it over to Shakespeare enthusiasts.

OMG! You really think so!?!?!? I COULD BE FAMOUS!!!

https://i.imgur.com/ofk0s5V.png This story took place inside a story that was inside a story!

That... Was... Brilliant... Where's everyone else with their stories?

Well Feyblue made some stories. But none on this forum. Ok Feyblue, you have a duty (not sure which duty) to post an entertaining and/or funny story in this topic!

Be careful what you wish for. For bonus lulz, narrate this in a soothing british accent.

Chisperdrum was an ordinary squirrel. Like all other squirrels, he was a flying purple robot with laser eyes that didn't actually shoot lasers, because robot squirrels are very bad at designing technology. Really, it was a wonder that Chisperdrum didn't fall into a million pieces every time he so much as blinked, since he was held together with paperclips and glue and other random things that the robot squirrels could actually manage to steal and utilize as parts. "Perhaps," He said to himself, pondering this conundrum. "I am the protagonist of a story, and so therefore, the law of narrative convenience will ensure that I remain functional until the plot is finished." And, of course, he was right. However, since the laws of storytelling do not particularly like their protagonists to be overly self-aware, the law of narrative convenience decided that it would be far too much of a bother to actually tell a satisfying story if Chisperdrum was going to insist on breaking the fourth wall, and so crushed him beneath the weight of a sun.

"What a shame," Said Chisperdrum as he was ground into his component atoms. "It was almost teatime."

The end.

Get that published... NOW!

LMFAO. Dude, your awesome. Nuff said.