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Subject: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:51 am
Intro Song
Welcome to 'Let's Be Real' I'm your host The Don, make some noise!
[applause]
Today we got us a double topic show today. There's been a lot going on dueling and celebrity wise so it should be a good episode. Also, I've noticed I haven't been ranting as much as when this show first started so today, viewer digression is advised.
Shout out from Team Aurora's Gajeel saying, "soul is a nub." That statement is noted and next week, we hope to here a response from Soul. Also shout from Kagatsuchi saying, "Fuck all you Shaddoll, Tellarknight, and Burning Abyss players". Kaga the TCG player as he is likes nothing but an actual challenge. Looks like he's really saying something to those players. Kaga, from the bottom of my heart, if you ain't black *puts right hand up in the air and makes a fist* you are now an honorary black dude for saying fuck to those bitches. Black power!
So let's get started. RDA has been challenged to an academy war by GDA (Gladiator Duel Academy). Well ain't that a bitch, we getting called out by an academy who represent the tag team monsters. Let me explain what I mean when I say "tag team monsters". As you know, GBs (Gladiator Beasts) always switch after they attack or are attacked. Recently I faced them and instead of the guy saying "eff" like most people do, he said "tag". I'm sitting here thinking to myself, "Bitch I'm not running for shit."
[laughter]
Then I thought about it when he switched the monsters. I was like, "...mothafucker this ain't wrestling. I don't see know spray tan homo in your corner.
[laughter/clapping]
"Tag" ain't that a bitch. For the rest of my dueling career if I hear the word tag and GBs are involved, the only thing that would come to mind is a bunch of hybrid manimals tag teaming on some dudes asshole.
[hysterical laughter]
In celebrity news, Jackie Chan pretty much said fuck you to his own son who apparently got arrested for possession of some pot. For fucks sake man, that's your son! He's a teenage Chinese dude with a small dick like you. People his age are always influenced by the dangers of society. If you think weed is that bad to be exposed to in China, look at we have to be exposed to in America. We've got white people tryna be rappers.
We've got Miley Cyrus who turn twerking into a bad thing. And while we are on the subject, need I remind you of the foam finger...
[hysterical laughter/cheers]
That poor finger could have been used at a baseball game. Now... it's burning from Cyrus Infections.
[laughter]
Plus we got bad actors, too.
[laughter]
And ladies who think your fine when ya ain't, I ain't sexist I got y'all too.
[hysterical laughter]
And if you don't know any of these people, not only are you moronic but that proves my point to how much these actors fucking suck!
[cheers/laughter/applause]
So laugh off your kid Jackie Chan, give him a break. And imma tell you this you wrinkled bag of expired Kung Pao Chicken, with you gray hair pub havin' ass. With your Rush Hour sequel lookin' ass. With your Kim Lee Chung expression havin' ass. With your think you'll be in Expendables 4 if you get paid more than the main characters like your better than them havin' ass. I'm pretty sure you need a step ladder and a pump to match their size havin' ass.
[laughter]
The pump is for you to pump up your baby dick havin' ass.
[hysterical laughter]
If I here that you givin' your son a hard time for some pot possession, imma send them Gladiator Beasts to tag team on your face and ass! Wink-wink mothafucker! Wink-wink! And I'm out this motha fucka!
[cheers/laughter/applause/standing ovation]
Last edited by Don Barian on Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:53 pm; edited 1 time in total
ZerotheSSj. Member
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:41 pm
gajeel always shouting out how people are nubs when he is the biggest one xD
Ab9999 Moderator
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:18 pm
Sorry but I removed 2 pictures cause I felt they had some moderately strong sexual themes Post as many old people and stuff as yo want but not the ones like those I removed
Don Barian Member
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:39 pm
what do u mean sexual themes??? I was making sexual remarks in regards to the pictures
Don Barian Member
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:42 pm
I mean I put David arquette with the ladies, rob Schneider and David Caruso, there were no sexual themes involved those were red carpet and tv pictures I posed...
Ab9999 Moderator
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:45 pm
Well yeah just the pictures lol some pictures = bad
Don Barian Member
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:50 pm
ok I can edit the miley cyrus part then ill just use text and hope tht ppl know what im talking about
Mr.Alexio Moderator
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:12 pm
this is the first one of these i've actually looked into...and it was an utter waste of my time .-. completely fucking stupid on entire new levels of idiocracy.
#myopinion
#bitemebitch #
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(Aurora) Gajeel Member
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:27 pm
XD dat white peeps trying to rappers part thoo
Don Barian Member
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:15 pm
hurtful alex, hurtful. seriously its a ranting show of course its gonna be stupid but its just for entertainment
Don Barian Member
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 4:16 pm
and ab.... why are the actor pictures blocked out again after u put them back.....
Kagatsuchi Member
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 5:28 pm
It made me laugh.
Asuya Youkai Moderator
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:29 pm
Nic Cage is a God amongst men. How dare you. :I
Ab9999 Moderator
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:07 am
I never put those photos back XD u b trippn brah
Don Barian Member
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:22 am
i just don't understand wat was SO wrong with the "actors" I put up. That just fails to cross my mind. I understand why you made me change the Miley Cyrus segment, but the actors though? The was nothing wrong with those pictures. I mean seriously they were headshots....
Ab9999 Moderator
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:34 pm
No there were pictures that showed more then faces >.> I removed those 2 pictures and nothing else
Don Barian Member
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Subject: Re: Let's Be Real Ep.6 Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:24 pm
Yea the Miley Cyrus Pictures! The Actors had just Faces I keep telling you this man