Let's Be Real Ep.1

Welcome to the premiere of the first episode of 'Let's Be Real'. I'm your host, The Don, and my job here is to exploit the hell of anything I want. And today, you better believe imma gonna run my mouth. Today's topic is fakers. Lemme give that to you one more time, "Fakers". If there's one thing I don't give a shit about is noobs on DN. Sure they barely know how to play, but you gotta hear me out on this one.

(By-the-by speaking of noobs, shout out from (Aurora) Gageel saying that (Aurora) Swampert is a noob. Kudos to you Swampy, keep noobin' it up as much as you can.)

Anyway back to my story. This one day I was dueling for about 10 minutes and I cannot make this up. Back to back Lightsworn decks. I don't have a problem with Shitsworns but it's the actions of one guy that did it. Dark A-something I don't remember it was a weird ass name but here's what happen. All this time I dueled Punksworns and with this guy, I admit, I started complaining about facing them after so many times in a row. It's not like I know what's coming, I call his plays play-by-play.

Then he asked what was my deal so I told him my dilemma. At first I started thinking to myself, why I'm I telling this random dude my problems about a children's card game. But then my thoughts change after he responded. Once again, I cannot make this up people. He legit told me, "Awe don't worry I'm only practicing with this deck. I just got it from Youtube."

Oh you pathetic piece of wuss shit, why did you have to say that. You could have came up with any other reason for using a Biebersworn deck but you decided to be honest. Here's the goddamn issue I have with this situation. At first I was pissed that I was playing a bunch of Kiddysworn decks, but now this idiot, without hesitation tells me he Youtubed his deck. Your goddamn right I have the right to be fucking pissed. Like seriously, are you that laid back and dumb to make up a deck from scratch?! I could make a bullshit Kuriboh Deck in 2 minutes and still win with it 3 times probably, but I wouldn't put my faith in that shit.

You know the root of this problem is the dipshits that decide to put their decks online in the first place. No I'm fucking serious. Bum bitches like them think that they have the audacity to have a god complex just cuz they think if they put up their deck ideas then they'll get the respect that they don't get in bed with their BF/GF. Newsflash you stupid fucknut, nobody gives a shit that you put the deck online, they just care that the have an idea to rip off and take credit for. If you're listening to this and you're one of those people who post your decks online, from the bottom of my heart I apologize. But you need to pop your nipple out of the all the weak ass punk bitches mouths who cant make their own decks and quit putting your shit out in the world for people to be in your shit. You're no better than those idiot celebrities who have reality tv shows. Happy as shit that you get money for putting you life on display but then get pissed cuz ppl won't stay out you business. Hey asshole don't get pissy, cuz its your own fault.

So let's be real. The dumbass lost the duel the next turn by means of Heraldry Crest and Star Seraphs and I adored the moment he left the room via rage quit. That's it for today's show, I'll see you guys on Wednesday. Piece out.

(If you have a topic for me to rant on, send me a pm and i'll put it on blast on the next show.)

Holy shit that was hash and way to rasty for TV standerds

;-; thx gajeel ;-;

Love how you used a different name for LS everytime xD

nd Swamp dun wry we already knew u were nub

Told you would run my mouth

dat shoutout tho xD

Omg so much cussing lol Well for your next topic you should rant about how Jesse is a nub

To be fair, some people do look at other peoples' decks online if they want to know where to start on a deck they know nothing about. There are those people who netdeck (95% of DN) but there are also some who use the others' decks as a starting point for their own creation. I'm not one of those people, just playing Devil's Advocate, but good job with the rants. I can't stand Nubsworns xD

i agree with ab XD nubs for days at rda i swer

It was decent.